Why?

If you are 14 years old and female why do you feel it is necessary for
you to travel 15 miles to the nearest decent sized town to drink 2
litres of vodka? After this why do you think it a good idea to then
accept 2 unknown pills from the male complete stranger sat next to you
in the street? Why are you friends then surprised that you start to
vomit copiously and pass out in the street? Why are you then allowed
to take up an A&E bed when you really and truly only have big social
problems? By the way don't be surprised when Social Services come to
call.