Man Flu

Have managed to pick up a bad case of man flu. Temperature of 40
celsius, unable to swallow. Ibuprofen and paracetamol are kind of
keeping it under control. Have had two telephone consultations with a
GP in the last 18 hours. Isn't it great that they can tell exactly
what is wrong with me from a distance of two miles? Apparently I have
a community virus. Sounds neat.